when you masturbate twice on the same day
When you finger yourself while masturbating
when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs
Animals that are patiently awesome.
i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much.
i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body
SOMEONE FIND THE GIRL
PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE THIS.
This Thursday, Scotland votes for its independence.
The BBC is trying to report that Yes to Independence is losing. They’re using photos to imply our gatherings are tiny and insignificant instead of the many photos like those above. They’re reporting that an anti-independence march by the Orange Order (think the KKK with more British flags) was a peaceful pro-union family march. They have been caught editing clips to discredit our First Minister.
There is a protest outside BBC headquarters right now. They are claiming there are a maximum of 350 protesters.
Watch for yourself. There are far more people outside their offices right now and they are being ignored and misreported.
We need to be seen. The only way we’ve been able to disseminate accurate information has been through social media. The media we rely on to spread unbiased information is lying to us, trying to suppress us.
PLEASE SHARE. PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS. WE NEED OUR VOICES TO BE HEARD.
You almost have to lay it out this simply for these idiots.
America’s failed foreign policy summarized in 2 pictures.
An extremely simple concept that American narcissists fail to realize.
The Daily Show 2014-08-26 - David Rose
"If only Michael Brown, instead of holding his hands over his head, reached down to his waist and lifted up his shirt, to show the gun he did not actually have, well, this whole tragedy could’ve been avoided.
Do you not understand that life in this country is inherently different for white people and black people?”
Sean Hannity doesn’t have a fucking clue about anything based in reality. He lives exclusively in his own delusion.
Fuck Sean Hannity. Clown.
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
2,000 dollar bird warmer.
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